Winter really is coming.

Game of Thrones:

I was spoiled,but this is so much better than the book. I don’t get why they cut the portion with Jaime out,though. I mean,if he and Tyrion parted on such good terms, he can’t turn on him later. He turns on Jaime because Tyesha had honestly loved him and Tywin told Jaime to lie.  I can’t wait for Cersei to start going crazy. I don’t know how they’ll handle Jaime since not being an obedient puppy anymore made her snap,but maybe they’ll be something else to separate them.

I felt so bad for the hound, though. Arya should have just killed him-She’d be showing mercy and she’d get him off of her list.I can’t feel sorry for Brienne because she can still run into Sansa, Robyn and Baelish at some point.  I also felt bad for the dragons,but Dany is a stubborn fucking idiot. She didn’t listen to her advisors,she didn’t think things through, she didn’t listen to her subjects when they disagreed and pretended she didn’t know how dangerous the dragons were.

Ygritte’s funeral pyre was magnificent and she looked beautiful, even in death. Stannis coming in to save the day was epic,but Melissandre not being there was bizarre. They need fire to kill the Walkers, dammit. Speaking of Walkers,the Reeds are stupid. They knew how large the risk was, yet they went so far north that they stumbled into Zombieland? Maybe Jojen saw his fate, but he still didn’t need to go with them. Meera could have instead and things would have been fine.

Bran is a badass and when he and Arya reunite,they’ll show everyone how Starks get it done.

Salem:

I’m loving this episode. Mercy’s followers remind me of the women in Paranormal Activity and it was creepy as fuck. The ass-kicking Emily’s father got was straight out of a Lois Duncan novel. I like Mary in Pink and her conversation with George cracked me up. John and Anne are cute, even if I don’t get how he magically made that kid talk.

My favorite part? The Witches from Macbeth. Or sharing one eye-It doesn’t matter. Mary would have been fucked if Mercy hadn’t blamed Tituba. They really do own her ass and she’ll wind up a little weaker and more desperate in 4 weeks.

 

 

Game of Thrones and Salem

I wish Silicon Valley was on,but it wasn’t,so I decided to watch Salem. I picked Revenge and Silicon Valley over it because Silicon Valley is hilarious and has a bit more movement to it. However,I plan on catching up with the show now.

Game of Thrones: FINALLY! It’s about fucking time that the good guys won for once. I was spoiled about Ygritte and Jon, but the rest was awesome. Pip and the others dying was sad,but the good outweighed the bad. Sam and Gilly kissed, Ygritte died in the arms of the man she loved and the Knight’s Watch handled it like a boss.

The part about only one victory won’t phase me. I loved how action-packed this was, as well as the fact that it’s not that depressing. Pip and the others died honorable deaths and GRRM rarely lets anyone live.

Salem: This episode pissed me off,but it was also really,really good. I’m mad about Cotton and Gloriana,but I did like the Cotton/John moments,as well as Isaac and George’s conversation. I would have let the old bastard die,so it’s a testament to Isaac’s character. Mary really is fucked,though. Her pan unraveled and for once,she couldn’t control things. However,the preview ruined the surprise.

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Why would you make one that’s so obvious? Tituba is too important to kill off and Mary is the main female character. Who the hell else would it be? Mab is dead and there’s no way that they’ll kill the Magistrate. He’s not in the preview,he’s more powerful than the others and season 1 isn’t even over.

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How the last episode should have ended

This is awesome,but even if I hadn’t been spoiled, some stuff is just not happening.

My edit would be that Oberyn lives,but Tyrion is punished,anyway. We all know that Tywin and Cersei will stop at nothing and don’t give a rat’s ass about fairness. Hell,I would have settled for close to death,but gets taken away in time. The Mountain won? Wtf?

The rest of his comments are spot-on and tightening and slow-mo should have been okay. Oberyn being blinded is one thing,but if he still got to live,that would have still meant something.

 

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lmao…it didn’t occur to me.

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[Warning: spoilers from last night’s Game of Thrones abound, obviously]

Sure, if you’ve read the books or if you’re just more cynical than me, then you probably saw the end of last night’s Game of Thrones coming. Everything was looking like it was going to be wrapped up perfectly — everyone’s favorite characters (i.e., Oberyn and Tyrion) were going to emerge victorious from the episode, with the former getting his revenge and the latter making it two-for-two as far as striking it lucky on the trial by combat front.

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Game of Thrones ratings

I’m glad that the ratings were good,but this episode was too painful. It made me despise the Lannisters even more and I don’t see how they can have any fans. They’re not the Boltons,but they’re still crazy idiots who don’t know when the quit. If the Martells hate them and they had Elia killed,why the hell wouldn’t the Martells be twice as pissed if the royal family killed yet another Martell?

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This was so, so fucking gross. I didn’t think things could get worse than they did when a pregnant woman died,but Oberyn’s heath was hideous. I hate Ramsey as it is, but what he did was nasty,too. I really,really wanted Oberyn to win or at least stay alive. One more life ruined by the fucking Lannisters. How can anyone like those stupid assholes? Dany/Jorah was painful to watch. Sansa and Arya were the best parts of this extremely depressing episode. So was Missandei and Grey Worm, as well as Dany braiding Missandei’s hair.

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